1/27/2024 0 Comments Mr miyagi son![]() Miyagi, I am quite disappointed at the path you have chosen to-ĭANIEL: Chozen!? Chozen’s here?!? ( He begins choking on tears and thrashing back and forth on the floor while attempting secret Miyagi family drum technique.) PROSECUTOR: Helping hands that dressed the kid up as walking shower for his Halloween dance! Miyagi, who blinds a kid by dressing him up as a shower and then sends him to a place where everyone wants to kick the crap out of him? Miyagi-what did you expect to happen? Some Okinawans I know might expect a little something for a gift like that… PROSECUTOR: Help him? By giving him a 1950 Canary Yellow Chevrolet Convertible? An extravagant gift for someone you’d only known a few months. MIYAGI: Make sacred pact: teacher say, student do. PROSECUTOR: Seriously, Miyagi… not a single “wax on” or “wax off” utilized through the entire tournament? I saw no “side, side.” I saw no “paint the fence.”ĭANIEL: ( through his tears)… I’m the best… around… nothing’s gonna ever keep me down… I failed to see Daniel display any of these so called “training techniques” in a match. PROSECUTOR: Miyagi, we have all seen the video montage of the All-Valley Karate Tournament. Miyagi, are you familiar with California ’s child labor laws? PROSECUTOR: Your Honor, Daniel LaRusso spent three months cleaning, sanding and painting Miyagi’s home for no compensation. ( DANIEL, now blubbering hysterically on the floor in the fetal position, begins to perform the Crane Kick.) He twitches and cries.)ĬOBRA KAI THUG: ( Being escorted out by the bailiff.) He’s a creampuff! YEEEEEAAAAAH! ![]() ( DANIEL drops to the floor, grasping his Mother’s legs. Backbreaking labor, slumber parties, and lifelong friendship ensue.ĬOBRA KAI THUG: It must be take a worm for a walk week! YEEEEEAAAAAH! The classic story of a geriatric Okinawan janitor/ninja who befriends a lonely, fifteen-year-old fatherless boy. PROSECUTOR: Miyagi, Daniel once referred to you as quote “the best friend I ever had.” JUDGE: ( to COBRA KAI THUG) Son, sit down and stay silent or the bailiff will escort you out of my courtroom. It’s miniature golf night, remember? Just like me, you and Ali used to do.ĭANIEL: … oh, awkward kiss… why did she have to use tongue… LARUSSO holds her son in her arms.)ĬOBRA KAI THUG: Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!ĬOBRA KAI THUG: Sweep the leg, Judge! YEEEEEAAAAAH!ĭANIEL: ( sobbing)… please, no more, mommy… why don’t I walk on my heels like normal people… DANIEL begins whimpering as he is prone to do. ( COBRA KAI THUG is dressed in full yellow and black Cobra Kai uniform, complete with totally-rocking 80’s headband. PROSECUTOR: You help him with his problems-school, bullies-that sort of thing?ĬOBRA KAI THUG: ( from court seat) Put him in a body bag! YEEEEEEEAAAAAH! Miyagi, you’re very close with Daniel LaRusso, are you not? MIYAGI: Man who catch fly with chopstick-accomplish anything. You do understand that you’ve waived your right to counsel? Miyagi, these are serious allegations and I have grave concerns with your representing yourself. ![]() Daniel’s mother became increasingly concerned when Daniel returned from a trip to Okinawa with Miyaji. PROSECUTOR: Your Honor, we are here today regarding a pattern of abuse of minor child Daniel LaRusso by the defendant, one Mr. LARUSSO, BAILIFF, various COURT OBSERVERS, various COBRA KAI THUGS, and DANIEL LARUSSO are present.)
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